Weddings Gone Wild: Surviving Cake Fights and Crying Ring Bearers

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As wedding photographers, we’re not just artists capturing love stories – we’re also part-time therapists, emergency coordinators, and occasionally, referees during the bouquet toss if someone has had too much to drink (as me how I know). After shooting a few weddings (now I stick exclusively to horses), I’ve learned that preparation isn’t just helpful; it’s your lifeline when the flower girl decides the aisle is the perfect place for an impromptu mental breakdown.

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Here’s your survival guide to keeping your sanity (and your camera gear) intact when weddings go wonderfully wild.

Pre-Wedding Preparation: Your Stress Prevention Strategy

The Holy Grail: The Shot List

Never, and I mean never, show up without a comprehensive shot list that you’ve reviewed with the couple. This isn’t just about knowing they want photos with Grandma – it’s about understanding that Aunt Judy and Uncle Bob haven’t spoken in 15 years and should be photographed separately. Trust me, navigating family politics without a map is like trying to find the best light in a pitch-black reception hall.

Venue Reconnaissance Mission

Visit the venue before the big day. Note the lighting conditions, potential backdrop locations, and where you’ll need flash. Is there a massive chandelier that creates weird shadows? Is the ceremony in a dimly lit church with strict “no flash” rules? Knowing these details beforehand prevents the mid-ceremony panic of “Why is everything so dark?!”

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Pack Like You’re Expecting Disaster

Because you are. Two camera bodies, extra batteries, multiple memory cards, backup flashes, emergency snacks, comfortable shoes, and yes, even a sewing kit. I once saved a groom’s entire look by having safety pins when his boutonniere decided to make a break for it five minutes before the ceremony.

Timeline Buffer Zones

When helping couples plan their photography timeline, add 15-20 minute buffers between major events. Hair and makeup will run late. Someone will forget the rings. The best man will disappear right before group photos. These buffer zones aren’t just helpful – they’re your mental health preservation plan.

When Wedding Day Chaos Strikes: Real Emergencies and How to Handle Them

The Case of the Crying Ring Bearer

Picture this: a perfectly choreographed ceremony entrance derailed by a 4-year-old ring bearer who decides this is the perfect moment for an emotional breakdown. What do you do?

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Solution: Always have small, pocket-sized bribes. I keep candy (check for allergies!) in my camera bag for exactly this purpose. One quiet offer of something sugary, and you’ve got a smiling ring bearer and grateful parents. Just make sure you get permission first (and please don’t give them anything they could potentially choke on)!

The Great Cake Catastrophe

Picture this: a three-tier wedding cake slowly tilting, then dramatically collapsing just as the couple approached for the cutting. The bride’s face cycles through shock, horror, and then – miraculously – laughter.

Solution: Keep shooting! These unplanned moments often become favorite memories. Couple end up having their most cherished photos be one of them laughing hysterically while feeding each other cake directly from the table. Disasters can become delightful memories if you capture the authentic reactions.

Weather Warfare

You’ve planned a gorgeous outdoor portrait session, but nature has other ideas. Suddenly, it’s pouring rain and your dreamy golden hour shoot is looking more like a bad wet t-shirt contest.

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Solution: Always have a “Plan B” location scouted, preferably indoors or covered. But also, embrace the chaos! Some of the most stunning portraits have come from couples willing to dance in the rain. Pack clear umbrellas in your car trunk – they allow light through while keeping the couple relatively dry and create beautiful artistic opportunities.

Wardrobe Malfunctions

Torn hemlines, broken zippers, and popped buttons are so common they should be listed in wedding vows. “For better or for worse, in sickness and in health, and when your carefully selected attire betrays you…”

Solution: Your emergency kit should include fashion tape, safety pins, a small sewing kit, and even super glue. I once temporarily fixed a bride’s broken heel with super glue long enough to get through the ceremony. She switched to flats after, but the photos show her floating down the aisle, not limping.

Mental Health Survival Tactics

The Invisible Photographer Technique

When family tensions flare or the bride needs a moment to collect herself, know when to become invisible. Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is step back, lower your camera, and give people space. The ability to sense emotional atmospheres is as important as knowing your camera settings.

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Break Management

Schedule short 5-minute breathers for yourself throughout the day. Duck into the bathroom, take deep breaths, stretch your back (those camera bags are heavy!), hydrate, and maybe sneak a quick snack. You can’t capture beautiful moments if you’re dizzy from low blood sugar or your hands are shaking from exhaustion.

The Wedding Coordinator Alliance

Make friends with the wedding coordinator immediately. They are your most valuable ally in navigating schedule changes, finding missing family members for group shots, and knowing when dinner will actually be served versus when it was supposed to be served.

Turning Disasters Into Delights

Some of my most spectacular wedding photos have come from “disasters.” The flower girl who decided to dump her entire basket of petals on one unsuspecting guest. The groom’s college friends who surprised everyone with an impromptu dance routine. The grandmother who grabbed the microphone during speeches to share unexpectedly spicy stories about the bride’s childhood.

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These unplanned moments tell the real story of the day – not just the perfectly posed portraits. Be ready for them, capture them with empathy and humor, and you’ll deliver a wedding gallery that brings joy for decades.

Remember, in twenty years, couples won’t remember if dinner was served 30 minutes late, but they will remember how they felt throughout their day. Your calm presence and ability to roll with the unexpected helps shape that emotional experience.

So pack your emergency kit, charge those extra batteries, and remember – sometimes the wildest weddings make the most wonderful memories.

Just maybe stand clear of the cake before the best man’s speech. Trust me on this one.

Build a Beautiful Business.

Beautiful photos by Transcend Photography

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  • Kelly Acs

    Kelly is an equine photographer based in Abu Dhabi. When she's not busy taking photos, she's riding her horse San Marino and attempting to wrangle her two girls and two cats!